Toogle Search – Doraemon – When you search “Doraemon” on Toogle, it fetches the first images from Google images search, which is “Doraemon” and converts the picture into a colored ascii file made of only the search terms.
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General Musharaf, President of Pakistan was awoken at 4am by the telephone – “Jannab, its the Minister of Health here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency! I’ve just received word that the Durex factory in Rawalpindi has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire Pakistani supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week.”
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If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Are children who act in rated ‘R’ movies allowed to see them?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Are marbles made of marble?
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
Isn’t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
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A mysterious creature found dead in Maine is suspected to be the one that has mauled dogs and could have been the subject of local legend for half a generation. Residents at Maine has reported of seeing and hearing a msysterious animal with chilling montrous cries and eyes that glow in the night. |
The animal has been blamed for attacking and killing a Doberman pinscher and a Rottweiler past couple of years. At first Wildlife officials and animal control officers declined to examine the remains but in the end, a DNA analysis was made and showed that the animal was a rare wolf-dog hybrid. The animal was described to have a “half-rodent, half-dog’ look.
Sources: FoxNews
A compilation of funny dog moments. A great video to lighten up your day.
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